Cracker Box Racing

317ci motor shoved into the front of a 15', 2 seat hot rod of a boat. Racing 4 and sometimes 8 wide in an oval course there is a driver and an on board mechanic, who is now (due to more reliable technology) just a passenger holding on tight and watching for other boats. My first Question: "Where are the seat harnesses?" Answer: "Oh, you don't want to be in one of these when you wreck. You want to be thrown clear."
After watching them race I am pretty sure these guys are a few crackers short of a box.
Can't wait for my chance to get in.